1、告诉我你有多贱，我就告诉你哪个饺子里没有刀片。

2、我觉得那些可爱擅长杂耍的猴子，或许是你的亲戚。

3、一口一个狗，一口一个你妈，怎么原来你妈是条狗啊。

4、你他妈那么喜欢被人擦，我想说我退出我不喜欢兽交。

5、你们妈妈是不是也说过这句话：你和你爸都一个德行。

6、你在混乱的进化过程中，显然忽略了大众的审美观点。

7、你还真是烂泥扶不上墙啊！把你扶上墙了你还往下掉。

8、你那么努力长的像个人，我也就不说你长得丑什么了。

9、做了班干部这个芝麻绿豆官，就四处炫耀，果然脑残。

10、多年以后，我会依然记得那个偷了我半块橡皮的同桌。

11、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。

12、孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！

13、就你长着那酷似**的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。

14、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

15、我们骂不骂关你个**什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！

16、我剩下的你就想利用是吗，对不起，他的心还在我这。

17、我是傻子堆儿里面的天才，你就是天才堆儿里的傻子。

18、我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。

19、歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。

20、班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！

21、看看你那脸皮，看你那脸，火星撞你的脸还要被反弹。

22、知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。

23、给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁，不要太把自己当回事儿。

24、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。

25、贱人的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。

26、逼装大了，自然会有人收拾你，这是江湖，这是社会。

27、难道你是吃大姨妈拌饭长大的，怪不得长那么恶心呢！

28、你他妈妈卖批能像个人样么？学什么不好偏偏要学下贱。

29、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！

30、你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。

31、你的沉默是对我最有力的挑衅而也我给你最绝望的回应。

32、你瞧你吧！看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮。

33、你身材很好，好的连孙悟空看见你，都会给你三棍子了。

34、你长得也太梦幻了吧！一脸的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！

35、其实我是想给你点面子的，可是你却犯贱的说你不要脸。

36、听说你的失心疯又犯了？早跟你说了让你不要放弃治疗。

37、哪里哪里，真心不敢不服你，**和你比都黯然了很多！

38、在你年轻时得到的一些好处，到老时就要承受这些错误。

39、如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。

40、当爱情不在的时候，请对他说声祝福，毕竟，曾经爱过。

41、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。

42、有些人就是这样，自己是蛆就觉得全世界是一个大粪池。

43、现在的女人真伟大，不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没了爸。

44、看你这样就知道，你的智商绝对是和你的身高成正比的。

45、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。

46、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。

47、你妈当初生你的时候，估计是把人整丢了，把胎盘养大了。

48、你妈是后妈吧？天天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。

49、你妈生你的时候一定是满怀焦虑，心不在焉的，如此潦草！

50、你是喝妇炎洁吃屎长大的吧？怪不得能养出你这样的怪胎。

51、坚持五秒钟，哇塞班长你好棒，我给你准备了阳痿的奖章。

52、如果有来生，我一定要成为神经，因为我走了你就得脑残。

53、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！

54、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！

55、水清则无鱼、人贱则无敌、你TM就无敌、比无敌还无敌。

56、不要想太多，你的想象力会创造出个一开始并不存在的问题。

57、你他妈整个脑残了，不惜拿自己的父母家人来骗别人的**。

58、你是脑子有病还是怎么？你以为你是谁？不就是傻逼一个嘛！

59、你的名字不错，相信给你命名字的人一定被你的比例感动了。

60、你绝对是你妈亲生的，不然你妈怎么会养你这么个混账东西。

61、初恋之所以美好，是因为它告诉我们会有更多的下一次恋爱。

62、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺怎么不在家呆着？

63、嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。

64、对不起哈，当年老子我没忍住，一个屁把这二逼给蹦出来了！

65、小贱人每天都自拍，真担心哪天你的手机会愤怒到自曝而亡。

66、就你这飞禽走兽的长相，国家没给你颁个奖实在是太可惜了。

67、您可真是为计划生育做了巨大贡献啊！没人会和你生孩子的。

68、我对着同桌说：我同桌是猪！，她大叫道：你同桌才是猪呢！

69、整天把逼脸摆给别人看，是想要告诉别人你是黄世仁他妈吗？

70、没有谁瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的。

71、还真把班长这个职位当回事了，不过是班主任的狗腿子罢了。

72、Bite a dog, a bite of a mother, you how so you mother is dog.

73、To Lao tze positioned don't fart, don't put yourself seriously.

74、Monitor of the class monitor, left a slap, right slap, hit or ring!

75、Look at your face, look at your face, Mars hit your face be rebound.

76、See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height.

77、Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.

78、I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.

79、Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education.

80、You grow too dream! The face of ambiguity, don't want to see at all!

81、I left you want to use is it, I'm sorry, but his heart is in my hand.

82、No who despise you, because others didn't see you, you are very busy.

83、Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue.

84、Some people are just so, he is maggots feel the world is a big cesspool.

85、When love is not in, please say blessings to him, after all, once loved.

86、Your efforts so long as inpidual, I what also don't say you are ugly.

87、If I the blain on the face and less hair on your head, will be satisfied!

88、Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.

89、Your name is good, believe to you named word must be moved by your ratio.

90、Even if you use viagra, so is not straight, destined to this life not sex!

91、You are your mind or what? Who do you think you are? Is it not silly force!

92、I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.

93、By some of the benefits when you are young, the old will take these mistakes.

94、I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole!

95、Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change yourself.

96、I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.

97、If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever.

98、Do you think you are too? Rather waste my saliva, my saliva was counting money.

99、Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber.

100、You figure is very good, good even sun wukong to see you, give you three sticks.

101、You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others.

102、Now of the woman is great, imperceptible big belly, you have children didn't dad.

103、Where where, really did not dare to defy you, mistresses and shade than you a lot!

104、I heard you lost my mind again? Told you to let you don't give up early treatment.

105、What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white!

106、Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean.

107、Don't think too much, your imagination will create a initially there is no problem.

108、First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time.

109、I attended the wedding of you in my dream, and the results into the bride's funeral.

110、When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy!

111、You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful.

112、Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting!

113、You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base.

114、You see you! See figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.

115、Is your mother a stepmother? Give you drink milk every day, makes you such a brain-dead.

116、Force loading, natural someone will pick up you, this is the river's lake, it is social.

117、You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.

118、His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality.

119、You the looks of the animals and birds countries are not awarded a prize for you is so bad.

120、Your mother had gave birth to you, estimation is the whole people lost, the placenta raise.

121、Return true to monitor the job seriously, but that's just the teacher in charge of the dog.

122、You brush your teeth I don't care you, but you told me that my grandma washing where go to!

123、You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey.

124、Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!

125、If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because I'm leaving you have to be brainwashed.

126、Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn.

127、You is definitely your mama of his own, otherwise how your mother have you such a fucking thing.

128、Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy's why didn't you stay at home so filial piety?

129、You are really made huge contribution for the family planning! No one will have children with you.

130、Cargo has expiration date, people have a see be bored with. When you are in my heart, to cow force.

131、The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.

132、Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response.

133、As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.

134、I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig!

135、Water to pure have no fish, people mean invincible, you're invincible, TM than invincible invincible.

136、Little bitch take every day, really worry about which day your phone will be angry to revealing and die.

137、You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek.

138、In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public's aesthetic point of view.

139、Talk to me too thick, not coarse that call elegant, what is elegant, elegant is the installation grandson.

140、The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama?

141、You his mama the brain damage, do not hesitate to take their parents family to lie to someone else's semen.

142、Adhere to the five seconds, monitor of wow you're great, I'll give you prepared the impotence of the medal.